Here is the backing track and lyrics to the male lead role audition piece...
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowersConsultin' with the rain.And my head I'd be scratchin' whileMy thoughts were busy hatchin'If I only had a brain.I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,In trouble or in pain.With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'I could be another LincolnIf I only had a brain.Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.I could think of things I never thunk before.And then I'd sit, and think some more.I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'My heart all full of pain.I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,If I only had a brain.
